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B&D Drunken Threesome (2003-10-14 - 2:49 p.m.) What an interesting weekend this was. There were good times and bad, drunken and sober, teased and given pleasure. At quarter to five Friday afternoon I was called into my president�s office for a one-on-one meeting. After half an hour of whining he finally admitted that no one at the company would be receiving their annual raises. You can imagine how upset I was�you can also imagine that I�m feverishly searching for a new employer. I needed to drink, and drink I did�Friday evening was a blur. Saturday is where the fun really started�fun which lasted until 7:30am. I got together with 2 of my buddies�Savannah and Cole, for a little bit of dancing and a whole lot of drinking, and unbeknownst to us at the time; a little B&D three way action. The club was pretty interesting�we downed an uncountable amount of pitchers along with numerous vodka shots. GO DRINKING GO!!! Savannah was harassed by some guy that just got out of jail that morning, and I had to step in as the jealous/violent girlfriend�which worked out pretty good, since the strange-psycho-killer-excon got kicked out. Yeah!!! Power to the jealous lesbian girlfriends!!! We make things happen. Anyways�we closed the bar and stumbled drunkenly out onto the street, where I was at once accused of being a porn star by a gaggle of college boys. At first I denied it, but after about 15 minutes of trying to convince these guys that I was not in the skin industry, I got fed up and finally lied and said that they had got me�I was a porn star on vacation. They all threw their hands up in victory�for they knew all along that I was a porn star and that their dreams of some day meeting one had finally came true. Meanwhile, Savannah and Cole were locked into some kind of animalistic sex ritual�FOR 15 MINUTES!!! I had to shoo away gawkers and hecklers�it was quite the sight. They stood there, hands pumping vehemently all over each other�s bodies; they were all lips and tongue. Finally, I was able to pry them apart so that we could go have tea�yes tea�for some reason I needed tea. On our way back to Cole�s place we ran into two guys on the street, who brought us to the middle of nowhere for poutins. I drunkenly gave them my number and now I�ve got to deal with calling them back today. Wonderful. Anyways�we finally made our way to Cole�s east side apartment, which is where the craziness all began. I remember a bag of dirty goodies, a platinum blond wig (which I got to take home with me, YAY!) lots of latex and rubber clothing, butt plugs and more. Let�s just say that I have never sucked on a dildo with the help of someone else before�it was very interesting and educational. After the teasing and whatnot Savannah and I called a cab and headed for her place�I really needed to pick up my car and get the hell home before sleep took me hostage. By the time I got home it was past 8:00. As I laid my head down to rest I had the comforting thought that I just had a Saturday that was very well spent. And that was just Saturday. More to come on the depravity of Sunday! |