20 Dumb Facts (2003-06-12 - )
I�m bored and need a smoke, let�s kill some time�.
Here are 20 things that most don�t know about me.
I�
1. play kick ass guitar
2. have my auto mechanics cards
3. have a Harley, but can�t use it yet, which really pisses me off.
4. have a huge iguana named Eddie and an Anolis named JoJo.
5. moved back in with my parents after living in Toronto for 2 years, which sucks more than anything possible.
6. would rather be blind than deaf
7. broke my back when I was 16.
8. was a flight attendant for 2 years.
9. am a 7 � year (totally sober) ex coke head.
10. love my job.
11. have a slight problem with alcohol.
12. am an insomniac.
13. am stressed out most of the time.
14. masturbate too much.
15. don�t like women. ( Misstress excluded)
16. drive like a maniac.
17. am sometimes a bit of a cock tease.
18. have been, and still remain, in love for 3 years.
19. don�t wear make up.
20. go off-roading whenever I can.
There, don�t you feel like you know me so much better now?
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