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Beer and Porn Dreams (2003-11-04 - 11:41 a.m.) I�m somewhat hung over this morning. Last night I went out with a new friend, NB, for a few drinks, and you know what happens when Vbitch goes out for a few drinks�she usually ends up getting intoxicated�that, and smoking way too many cigarettes. Let�s just say that my lungs and liver were sitting next to me this morning calling me a sadistic bitch. Okay, back to the story�we had a few pints at the Jackasstor�s out in the west island and talked about all the cool stuff that I love to chat about�cars, choppers, Jesse James and guitars. It was great conversation. After talking about guitars for so long I was lusting powerfully for a little time on the steel strings, and he wanted to hear me play�so, the obvious solution to both of our problems was to pick up a six pack and head back to my place�it was so fun!!! He had hopped into his Z3 and I into my respective automobile and raced at 170kms the whole way back to get the beer. The roads were wet and hand brake curves were plentiful. Tehehe�I�m such a little devil when it comes to driving�once competition has been established I have no choice but to drop the hammer down and fly. God�I sound like I belong in Smokey and the Bandit. That�s a big 10-4 good buddy! Anyways�by the time he left I was ready to go to sleep�and sleep I did. But then, at some point during the night, I awoke from the sexiest porn dream I�ve had in a very long time. I immediately called MM to voice my need for some lovin�. Damn�I NEEDED IT!!! I couldn�t convince him to leave his bed and drive all the way out to my place, but god knows that I tried my hardest. I had to resort to battery operated action, but hey�beggars can�t be choosers right? I did convince him to take a day off work sometime this week for total and utter debauchery. We�ll have my house all to ourselves, and shall baptize every square inch of the place�Take that Brunz! You�ll never know where you�ll be safe!!! My naked ass could have been propped up anywhere and fucked vigorously�even that counter where you�re making your lunch right at this very moment�.MUAHAHAHA! |